Welcome indeed to this bizarre and facetiously random set of binary information that your computer has bravely plucked from the non-realm of cyberspace and made to seem sort of normal. (Sort of!)

It is a pleasure and an honour to have been invited into your home, school or workplace.  (I can't really tell where I am from in here... hmm it's not the broom cupboard again, is it? Please not that).  I make no promises now I am in here with you.  That would be boring, much too safe. My intention with this new-look but comfortingly inexpensive site is to keep updating it, yet you know what the road to Hell is paved with*  (Please, for all of a nervous or God-fearing nature, be assured:  Hell does not exist, it is simply a bludgeoning means of social control, or sometimes a metaphor for the way we can mould our personal reality to become exactly a non-mirror for inner peace. I advise that you make different choices as you mould. Up to you though, of course).

I wonder if this is all getting too technical or just plain nuts?  And if you don't like plain nuts, try the salted, roasted, spicy ones.

Well. what I wanted to say, before I was so rudely interrupted by biblical imagery and party snacks was that my promises are few and who knows where they will lead?  Best that you put the kettle on, make yourself comfortable and gaze into space a while.  We could be in for a long haul.  However, it would be churlish not to offer the chance to buy my books. Or, supposing you'd like me to come and do workshops, presentations and shows...or simply slouch gracefully about the corridors of your school or other venue, then do click. If you've already read my tiny back catalogue, why not find out about new work. If you want to tell me how pitiful this welcome page is, do mail me, and I will answer all questions and queries. But really, don't limit yourself to taking it out on me... tell the world in the site blog-forum-thing.
 
*good intentions