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Greetings Earthling. Beep beep. Welcome to the website of writer, teacher and human bean Patrick Cave. Here you will be able to: find out about Patrick's published work, read sample chapters or even listen to those chapters being read in hushed, sepulchral tones by the bean himself, follow links to buy the books (we especially recommend this!) post author questions and receive answers, make comments and enter discussion with |
other users in Patrick's forum or book Patrick for a school visit or workshop. |
Warning for all users! The work-in-progress section contains an unedited chapter from an adult novel, "Voice of Reason", and deals with adult themes in explicit language. If that isn't for you, please pass it over, walk on by and we'll say no more about it. Little tiny beans of nervous dispositions should check with parentals and other large responsible types. |
Interesting fact: Did you know that it is easier to include scenes of violence in teen novels than either sex or "bad" language, and that the language part is probably most difficult of all? Strange hey!? Also strange that these three things are grouped together. Does sex go with violence? I don't think so. And as for bad language, well most of ours is Saxon and derives from the time that the Normans invaded England, when the Germanic tribes became an underclass, seen as coarse and uneducated. Why not ask your teacher to debate this in PHSE or Citizenship classes? Might be fun. |
Patrick is represented by AP Watt, 20 John Street, London WC1N 2DR email: cking@apwatt.co.uk call: 0207 405 6774 www.apwatt.co.uk |
all completed work or work in progress is copyright and property of Patrick Cave |